Just like real pregnancy, it always happens at the wrong time.
Whenever I want to wear a tight dress to impress others, I get poop-pregnant with a 3 months size. Whenever I'm on a date with a guy I like, my poop-pregnancy limits my facial expression...You have to try really hard not to fart when you are poop-pregnant. You know, the pressure from the baby inside you.
Abortion is needed, ASAP. Otherwise, I might get stretch marks.
Can I say gross?!
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