I sent my mom some of my recent pictures, showing her my new hair style, my new co-workers.
Mom:"Hmmm, are you going to grow your hair long?"
Me:"Why?"
Mom:"You look manly. The hair looks harsh and it makes your face look like a narrow rectangular."
"Don't show this picture to any guy you may like."
Me:"But all my friends say I look cute with short hair."
Mom:"Well they are all just trying to kiss your ass."
Mom:"Why are you wearing white eyeliner on the lower lids?"
Me:"Because they make my Asian eyes look bigger!"
Mom:"It looks like you have huge eye boogers."
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