ID Photos

I always think I look ugly in ID photos. Sometimes I look like my grandma, sometimes I look like a prison breaker. I tried to make faces to cover the fact that I look ugly, but was told I can't make faces when getting my picture taken at Costco for the membership card.

Today, I got my confidence back. Below are pictures from various countries' VISA application photo specifications. You would think, in order to be featured as a country's entry point photo sample, you'd have to be at least average looking.

Subway

Found a used condom put back into the package on a subway seat. 


Where do you think the sex took place?

Chin Dildo

AJ told me there is such a thing called "Chin Dildo".


My immediate thought was, that sounds like something designed for John Travolta.


I googled it. This is the first video that came up. 

My prediction is that she is not good in bed. 


Pay attention to the last words she says too.