Love Being Single and Flirting with All the Boys!

And felt like yelling it out loud. Yup.

Twitter Profile Tagline

A lot of people write their Twitter profile tagline as: By day, a stock trader; by night, a song writer. Or by day, a dentist, by night, a plastic surgeon.

I thought I would use the same structure, and describe myself as:

By day, a deck writer. By night, a dick rider.

So clever.

Advice On Relationship

We all know, guys never understand girls, girls are always disappointed by guys.

As a result, I encourage you, when you have relationship problems, talk to a girl friend if you are a guy, and talk to a guy friend if you are a girl.

Advice from girl friends, if you are a girl, strengthens the idea that you deserve better, and you should leave him.

Advice from guy friends, if you are a guy, makes you think what she said was what she meant, and you are not good enough for her, and you should leave her.

Seriously.